PROTIP

Authority, pt. 2

tdomf_78b7e — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:06:22 +0000

There is a difference between “attention to detail” and “acting as if you perceive everyone around you as incompetent.”

tdomf_78b7e — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:06:02 +0000

Protip: Pee in the shower. Seriously.

chris — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:05:05 +0000

Protip: “Hair of the dog that bit you” works for hangovers, but is ironically flawed for dog maulings-still bleeding only now with hairballs

chris — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:08:38 +0000

PROTIP: The creepy old man on the corner always gives out the best candy.

chris — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:11:22 +0000

PROTIP: sexual predators are NOT just sexier viagra of The Predator. Though I’m sure sexual predators would like to be invisible.

chris — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 15:36:05 +0000

PROTIP: If you’re driving and you have 12 cars behind you and no cars in front of you, you’re going too slow, and you suck.

chris — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 12:03:07 +0000

PROTIP: Always keep a list of countries that don’t extradite to the US. You never know when it will come in handy.

tdomf_78b7e — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:00:18 +0000

Protip: Anybody higher on the chain of command than you has the right to change their mind about anything at any given time.

chris — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 14:54:37 +0000

PROTIP: When a client says “We want a cheap solution and we’re willing to compromise”, they’re lying about the second part.

chris — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 11:26:14 +0000

PROTIP: if you want someone to listen to your argument, don’t start with, “You’re a fucking idiot.”