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PROTIP: Body cavity searches by the Dept. of Homeland Security do not normally include a “happy ending.” And yes, it CAN hurt to just ask.
PROTIP: People think Photoshop is magic. If you learn how to exploit this perception, your career will be relatively easy.
PROTIP: Never compromise. Especially not in regards to substituting tea for coffee.
PROTIP: 20% is an acceptable tip for a waiter at a sit-down restaurant. Unless he has been doing quotes from The Big Lebowski with you, in which case an additional flat $10 is mandated.
PROTIP: Etiquette dictates you should not swallow wine at a wine tasting. But do you want to follow etiquette, or have fun?
PROTIP: Buying a mini-fridge to put behind the couch will be the happiest purchase of your life.
PROTIP: Don’t bring all the beer to the couch at once, it will get warm
PROTIP: 5 hour energy drink is not microwavable.
PROTIP: Usually, things that are covered in white are cold. Unless they have been sitting in a fire. – Courtesy of Brian Lane
PROTIP: Never show up for a blind date wearing a ski mask.