There is a difference between “attention to detail” and “acting as if you perceive everyone around you as incompetent.”
Protip: Pee in the shower. Seriously.
Protip: “Hair of the dog that bit you” works for hangovers, but is ironically flawed for dog maulings-still bleeding only now with hairballs
PROTIP: The creepy old man on the corner always gives out the best candy.
PROTIP: sexual predators are NOT just sexier viagra of The Predator. Though I’m sure sexual predators would like to be invisible.
PROTIP: If you’re driving and you have 12 cars behind you and no cars in front of you, you’re going too slow, and you suck.
PROTIP: Always keep a list of countries that don’t extradite to the US. You never know when it will come in handy.
Protip: Anybody higher on the chain of command than you has the right to change their mind about anything at any given time.
PROTIP: When a client says “We want a cheap solution and we’re willing to compromise”, they’re lying about the second part.
PROTIP: if you want someone to listen to your argument, don’t start with, “You’re a fucking idiot.”