PROTIP: Email is more effective if you shout “Bombs Away!” when you hit send.
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Ignore this. technorati.com detection.
There is a difference between “attention to detail” and “acting as if you perceive everyone around you as incompetent.”
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Protip: Pee in the shower. Seriously.
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Protip: “Hair of the dog that bit you” works for hangovers, but is ironically flawed for dog maulings-still bleeding only now with hairballs
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PROTIP: The creepy old man on the corner always gives out the best candy.
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PROTIP: sexual predators are NOT just sexier versions of The Predator. Though I’m sure sexual predators would like to be invisible.
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PROTIP: If you’re driving and you have 12 cars behind you and no cars in front of you, you’re going too slow, and you suck.
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PROTIP: Always keep a list of countries that don’t extradite to the US. You never know when it will come in handy.
Protip: Anybody higher on the chain of command than you has the right to change their mind about anything at any given time.
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